Cleaning the Beach


The beach near my parent’s house is filthy. I’ve been down there twice this summer and I could hardly walk in the sand because of all the trash. There were so many different things littered along the way that I couldn’t keep track of it all. There were plastic bottles, but more plastic bottle caps. There were a lot of Snicker’s wrappers and Swisher Sweet’s cigar tips. I found tons of bottle rocket remains and tampon applicators. Mind you, most of the stuff that was washed up was plastic except for the Styrofoam meat trays.

Plastics make it possible, right America?

I started cleaning at around five o’clock and stayed down there until seven-thirty. There were three teenagers swimming for about an hour and, after they left, one man came down to swim and play fetch with his two dogs. He came up to me, thanked me for how nice the beach is looking, and offered to take one of my full trash bags up the hill for me.

I found a dog collar and decided to call the number on one of the tags. A lady answered and she checked her dog, but she said he still had it on. I said I’m at the lake and she remembered she lost it a couple years ago. She said she’ll pick it up today.

Once the sun started going down, more mosquitoes and flies came around and were biting me ferociously. Howard brought some more trash bags and helped me for an hour or so, but the bugs got too bad. I have large welts up and down my legs and arms. The spray I used didn’t help much after carrying around a trash bag, which the flies were following.

After two and a half hours cleaning at the beach, we successfully picked up three and a half bags of trash. I feel like I accomplished something worthwhile this summer.

Some of the awesome things that were found included a plastic flamingo and a plastic bat. I also found a skull and partial neck vertebrae of what could be a seagull or some other bird.


There were a lot of seagulls feasting on this dead fish carcass.

Also, someone is building a hut. It’s pretty cool, but I wonder how much time they’ve spent on it.

Chicago

When most people hear ‘Chicago’, they’ll immediately think of one of three things: Chicago, Illinois, Chicago the band, or Chicago the Musical. When I hear the word, I think of my mom’s dog, respectively named, Chicago.  Here’s some cute pictures of him.

Chicago

He traveled from Tennessee all the way to Wisconsin and found his place in my mom’s heart.

Chicago in Snow

He’s old, about fifteen, but still living the good life.  My mom gives everything to this dog, namely tons of treats.

Rest In Peace 7/14/10

11 Sites to Improve Your Writing

Story Fix is a blog about novel writing tips and fundamentals.  Written by Larry Brooks, a man who knows what he’s talking about.

Writer Unboxed is about the craft and business of genre fiction.  Several authors contribute to giving advice such as, “don’t give up.”

Men with Pens is a blog about WordPress customization, website copywriting and website design.  Also supplies the cure for the common writer’s block.

Copyblogger has decent copywriting advice.  The short posts are easy to skim over quickly if in dire need of simple advice.

Fuel Your Writing is written by a panel of contributors with articles ranging from freelance to fiction.  Contains a multitude of tips and tricks.

Write to Done contains  articles on writing.  Contains longer, more in-depth articles and interviews of successful writers.

Nail Your Novel inspires and creates provocation for writers.  Tips and tricks to finish your novel instead of fiddling along.

Mystery Writing is Murder gives storytelling advice for all genres–not just mystery.

Developing Memorable Characters

Borrowing the list from Anita Riggio, here is a 45 point checklist to make your fictional characters more worthwhile for your story.

  1. What do you know about this character now that s/he doesn’t yet know?
  2. What is this character’s greatest flaw?
  3. What do you know about this character that s/he would never admit?
  4. What is this character’s greatest asset?
  5. If this character could choose a different identity, who would s/he be?
  6. What music does this character sing to when no one else is around?
  7. In what or whom does this character have the greatest faith?
  8. What is this character’s favorite movie?
  9. Does this character have a favorite article of clothing? Favorite shoes?
  10. Does this character have a vice? Name it.
  11. Name this character’s favorite person (living or dead).
  12. What is this character’s secret wish?
  13. What is this character’s proudest achievement?
  14. Describe this character’s most embarrassing moment.
  15. What is this character’s deepest regret?
  16. What is this character’s greatest fear?
  17. Describe this character’s most devastating moment.
  18. What is this character’s greatest achievement?
  19. What is this character’s greatest hope?
  20. Does this character have an obsession? Name it.
  21. What is this character’s greatest disappointment?
  22. What is this character’s worst nightmare?
  23. Whom does this character most wish to please? Why?
  24. Describe this character’s mother.
  25. Describe this character’s father.
  26. If s/he had to choose, with whom would this character prefer to live?
  27. Where does this character fall in birth order? What effect does this have?
  28. Describe this character’s siblings or other close relatives.
  29. Describe this character’s bedroom. Include three cherished items.
  30. What is this character’s birth date? How does this character manifest traits of his/her astrological sign?
  31. If this character had to live in seclusion for six months, what six items would s/he bring?
  32. Why is this character angry?
  33. What calms this character?
  34. Describe a recurring dream or nightmare this character might have.
  35. List the choices (not circumstances) that led this character to his/her current predicament.
  36. List the circumstances over which this character has no control.
  37. What wakes this character in the middle of the night?
  38. How would a stranger describe this character?
  39. What does this character resolve to do differently every morning?
  40. Who depends on this character? Why?
  41. If this character knew s/he had exactly one month to live, what would s/he do?
  42. How would a dear friend or relative describe this character?
  43. What is this character’s most noticeable physical attribute?
  44. What is this character hiding from him/herself?
  45. Write one additional thing about your character.

How to Train Your Dragon

How to Train Your Dragon

I haven’t particularly cared much for DreamWorks Animation films over time since I grew up with Disney and am a fanatic for the princess stereotypes. The Road to El Dorado, all the Shrek films, Madagascar, and Over the Hedge all had great sarcastic dialogue which made me watch the movies several times. The dialogue How to Train Your Dragon was no exception either. In fact, the sarcasm was the best part about the film if not for Toothless.

DreamWorks Animation is usually very dull in plot, but they always deliver their punch lines—I guess this is good for children. Hiccup, the main character in How to Train Your Dragon, is the underdog who tries to prove that he’s worth something in his Viking world of Berk. His father and Chief, Stoick (voiced by Gerard Butler), expects his puny son to follow in his footsteps and become a great dragon slayer. This pretty much sums up the complexity of the plot for the film.

If it wasn’t for the cute Night Fury dragon named Toothless, I don’t think I could endure watching the entire film. When I first saw Hiccup fly with Toothless, I got a déjà vu of the banshees in Avatar. Part of every young Na’vi training is to train a banshee, and now that Berk accepts dragons as pets, it will be customary for every young Viking to train their dragon.

Goodbye LOST

Jack and Kate

Matthew Fox [Jack] & Evangeline Lilly [Kate]

Oh, how I’ve enjoyed every last minute watching LOST since the very beginning on September 22, 2004. They’ve captivated my heart, and mind, during the many twists until the final season where they’ve finally explained everything. Love triangles, drama, action, adventure, hot men, science fiction, fantasy–what more could a television show have?

I just finished up my last semester of school where I took a literature class on Milton’s Paradise Lost. This is a 12,000 line blank verse poem in which Milton crafted and expanded on the first three chapters of Genesis. Milton tells us that he is tackling the story told in Genesis of the Fall of Adam and Eve as well as the loss of the Garden of Eden.

After having learned about Paradise Lost while simultaneously watching the conclusion of LOST, I have now decided that a lot of the plot is related to Paradise Lost. The island is lost Garden of Eden.

First Supportive Reason: No one can find the island.
Milton explains that after Adam and Eve have been exiled from Paradise, the island simply disappeared from existence. No human is able to return to the island because of the original sin. Yet, according to Jack’s father (spoiler alert), all the characters created this place for themselves to find each other and also, as John Locke always says, because it is their destiny.

Second Supportive Reason: The Golden Light
The writing for Lost is so ambiguous that any person can interpret the meaning of it in any way. I choose to use the religious reasoning. Jacob and the man in black were born on the island and taken into custody by the woman who guards the golden light. She said that every man has some of this light inside of them, but if they knew where to find more they would be greedy to find more. Their ‘mother’ is an angel who is guarding the light, or the tree of knowledge, in Eden. (We do refer to ideas as light bulbs and smart children as being bright.) This light, or knowledge, is the heart of the island. Once the angel dies a potential candidate is chosen to be the next guardian of the light. If the light goes out, then the island will be destroyed along with all the good in the world.

Third Supportive Reason: Good VS. Evil
The entire show has illusions to good versus bad in the quality of the character, both groups of Others, the Black Smoke and Jacob. John Locke introduces us to the Senet pieces, black and white, light and dark, or good and evil. Milton refers to Earth as being the only place where good and evil coexist, so what better place than it being in the garden of Eden? The entire poem of Paradise Lost is about the fight God versus Satan, or the Man in Black versus Jacob; they are the religious incarnate.

Fourth Supportive Reason: Egyptian Hieroglyphs

Senet is a game that is from the Egyptian period which is close to the modern game of backgammon. This lets the viewer knows that this island has been around for a very long time. Egyptian Hieroglyphs are one of the oldest languages known to man. Hieroglyphs appear on the ‘plug’ used in the series finale of Lost. They also appear in the hatch when Desmond continually plugs the numbers ’4 8 15 16 23 42′ in the computer. When he decides not to, the countdown time switches into hieroglyphs. The Garden of Eden is the time of the beginning of man, so we know the island is old, but adding the Hieroglyphs shows the audience that the island has been found by early civilizations and gives the feeling of it being legitimately real.

Update 5.26.10:

I also wanted to point out other die-hard fans of Lost will miss the significance of these numbers in the years to come.

Lost tattoo